its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama
I will punch you in the mouth.
The real Obama would drone him
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I’m bored, so fire away …
- What’s your record longest fap?
- Do you shave/wax downstairs?
- Do you like oral sex? Do you prefer giving, receiving, or both?
- Could you get off to a sexy text message? (Text, no images).
- When was the last time you had an orgasm?
- How old were you when you started masturbating?
- Ever given oral sex? To how many people?
- Ever given a handjob or fingered someone? How many people?
- Ever received oral sex?
- Ever received a handjob?
- Every been fingered?
- How old were you when you first had oral sex?
- When did you lose your virginity?
- Who did you lose it to?
- Do you regret losing your virginity when you did?
- How often do you have sex nowadays?
- When was the last time you had sex?
- How long do you usually spend having sex?
- Longest amount of time you’ve had sex for?
- How many people have you had sex with?
- Ideally, how often would you have sex?
- What’s your favorite position?
- What was the first position you tried?
- Lights on or off?
- Do you swallow?
- How many orgasms have you had in one session?
- Ever done it (mostly) clothed?
- Ever had anal sex?
- Did you like it?
- Would you try it?
- Ever had sex in public? Would you?
- Where have you done it?
- Where would you like to?
- Best place you’ve ever had sex?
- Craziest place you’ve ever done it?
- Favorite place to have sex?
- How big is your dick?/What bra size are you?
- What do you think is the ideal size?
- Do you ever moan or scream when having sex?
- How many partners have you had in one day?
- How did you have your first orgasm?
- What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
- What sexual activity gives you the best orgasms?
- Ever had a one night stand? How was it?
- Would you ever sleep with someone you met in a club?
- In what situations might you?
- So, how often do you masturbate?
- When you did it most often in your life, how often did you?
- When are you going to do it next?
- How did you find out about masturbation?
- When did you first do it?
- How often do you orgasm from masturbation?
- Have you ever had multiple orgasms? How many?
- Where do you masturbate most often?
- Where else have you done it?
- Ever do it in public? Where?
- How long does it usually take you to orgasm?
- Do you ever moan or anything when masturbating?
- What time of day do you usually do it?
- How do you do it most often?
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I want to leave the US, so i can not be surrounded by stupid 24/7.
The belief in god is attributed to a part of our brain that makes us belief without a doubt that he exists. This means that all atheists are further developed and evolved than people that believe in god.
The hobbit was incredible!! Ahhhh
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I play video games, I read books, I don’t really know what else I should get besides a couple games and a coat…